Horse texting codes for Parelli students

The message boards over at the Bay Area Equestrian Network came up with some text codes for horsefolks. Here are some cute ones:

• HIMB – Hay in My BRA
• PIHH – Poop Induced Half Halt
• HRHCF – husband realized horse costs, fainted
• SLH – Smell like horse
• HTNHFH – Hiding the new horse from hubby
• WWFNS – Will work for new saddle
• ALIGAR – At least I got a ribbon

It got me thinking of what PNH student text codes would be like, and I came up with these:

• IWRB – I went right brain
• PTRF – Putting the relationship first
• WYTOMINOMB – What you think of me is none of my business
• HHI – Hm, how interesting
• HOITI – Horse offered, I took it
• IGO – I got off
• WPFC – Will play for cookies
• TWT? – Tarp, what tarp?
• DCSBR – Dropped carrot stick, but recovered
• PDY – Play day, yay!

The Savvy Club message boards already use BFO – Blinding flash of the obvious and DH – Dear husband.

I like (and sympathize) with the humor of BAEN’s “BBM – Bastard just bit me,” but after three years of horse ownership and Parelli, I wouldn’t think to phrase it that way. I would probably send the following picture with something like “MAW – My attention wandered,” because I like the pun and because it’s entirely my fault that I got bitten:

Here’s the culprit:

Got good text codes? Share them in the comments.